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SOLANA MEME PROJECT · SATIRE MODE: ON
DEFINITELY
NOT A SCAM.
The most reassuringly named meme project on Solana.
Would a scam put “Not A Scam” in the name? Exactly.
$DNAS is a satirical community project. Nothing on this site is a promise of profit or financial return.
NO SECRET UTILITY ✦ NO GUARANTEED RETURNS ✦ JUST MEMES, TRANSPARENCY & CHAOS ✦ TRUST THE DATA, NOT THE SUIT ✦
01 — ABOUT
A joke with receipts.
Definitely Not A Scam is crypto satire built around one simple idea: if the meme is ridiculous, the project information should be unusually clear.
No fake promises. No “guaranteed moon.” No mystery numbers. The joke lives in the branding; the facts live on-chain.
02 — TOKENOMICS CONCEPT
Simple enough to read.
1,000,000,000 $DNAS.
No hidden buy/sell tax.
No live contract published yet.
Final supply, allocation and authority settings must match the deployed token exactly before this section is changed to “live.”
03 — TRANSPARENCY
Don’t trust us. Verify us.
Contract addressNot deployed
Mint authorityTo be verified at launch
Freeze authorityTo be verified at launch
Creator allocationTo be disclosed before launch
Liquidity detailsTo be disclosed before launch
Official X@dnotscam ↗
Official Telegram@DefinitelyNotAScamG ↗
Explorer linksAdded only after verification
Important: meme tokens are highly speculative and can lose most or all of their value. Never treat memes, follower counts or price movement as proof of safety.
04 — DEFINITELY A ROADMAP
We found the roadmap.
Make the meme
Brand, mascot, website and social identity.
Build the crowd
Community, memes, transparent project information and moderation.
Verify everything
Publish only real contract, supply, authority and allocation data.
Keep shipping jokes
Community content, meme competitions and public updates.
COMPLIANCE DEPARTMENT
“Are we allowed to say guaranteed?”
No.
MARKETING DEPARTMENT
“Can we at least say definitely?”
Only in the name.
05 — FAQ
Suspiciously clear answers.
Is $DNAS live?
No. This website version is pre-launch and intentionally contains no active purchase link or contract address.
Is $DNAS guaranteed to increase in value?
No. There is no guaranteed return, floor price or promised profit.
Why call it Definitely Not A Scam?
Because the entire brand is crypto satire. The project should earn trust through verifiable information rather than the name.
What are the official community channels?
Official X: @dnotscam. Official Telegram: @DefinitelyNotAScamG.
Where will the official contract appear?
Only on this site and official social channels after it has been deployed and independently checked. Never trust a contract posted by a random account.
JOIN THE COMMUNITY
Definitely early.
Follow the official accounts for project updates. The verified contract will only be added after deployment and checks are complete.